Recent cinthol ad, the conversation between Journalist daughter in law and doctor mother in law in a positive
way robbed my heart, we need more ads this way than the usual irritating making fun of the relationships. Nowadays even the serials are better thanks to my parents and inlaws, I hate to see them but no way I could escape coz I could hear it from anywhere. But really some of the serials are really good especially the dubbed ones, as the costume is different than the usual its more fun to watch. Having said that, I learnt few hindi words because of the serial Tu tu main main, hillarious serial and coz of darling Raageshwari, the lively bubbly singer. Golden days :p
Does it happen in any of the house? "Newspaper I dont know what it has, why dont you finish your bath and
breakfast and can read it all day, its not going to go anywhere", the usual dialogue from mom whenever dad is immersed in the newspaper or on a weekend if the kid is watching TV first you both go, take bath have your breakfast/lunch depending on the time..in a high irritated voice. And the answer will be one can hear a mumbled "mmm"..it has thousands of meaning, why dont you leave me alone, its a weekend, I want to relax and not do the routine. But thats what makes the family fun.
We had a jokes day on Sunday and it turned out to be really fun. We remembered some forgotten jokes though it was a repetition, after a long time hearing it made us laugh a lot.
Samples:
Teacher to a student: Tell me do you know where is Everest?
Student: I dont know.
Teacher: Stand up on the bench
Student: Will I be able to see then?
There was big accident in a railway station, around 20 people got killed in an accident and only one escaped and he was standing in a platform, so the police rushed to the spot and enquired what happened to the person.
He will say, it was because of the wrong announcement, they said the train will come on platform no 2, and everyone got frightened and jumped from platform no 2 to the railway track.
Police asked him then how come you were so clever and got escaped from this?
The guy said I came to commit suicide so I decided to stay on the platform but the train came on the railway track??????
Doctor was demonstrating how hazardous alcohol is to one's body
Doctor: Do you even know what alcohol does to your body. Let me demonstrate. He took an empty cup and in one he put a worm and poured alcohol in to it, worm died of alcolhol and told them did you see what happened?
One of the patient: Yes alcohol kills worms in the body.
Doctor: ??????
Blonde got a economy ticket to london and she went and seated in first class, didnt budge to move from there when the flight attentent told her its not her seat. So the flight attendent after persuading her a long time gave up and went to the pilot and told him. He said ok I will take care. He went straight to the blonde and told her something, she said thank you and went and sat on the economy class happily.
Flight attendent was confused he asked the pilot what did you say, in no time you were able to make her leave and get seated in economy class.
Pilot said, I told her the first class wont go to london, only economy class will reach london on time. ;)
Have a great day!
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Does it happen in any of the house? "Newspaper I dont know what it has, why dont you finish your bath and
We had a jokes day on Sunday and it turned out to be really fun. We remembered some forgotten jokes though it was a repetition, after a long time hearing it made us laugh a lot.
Samples:
Teacher to a student: Tell me do you know where is Everest?
Student: I dont know.
Teacher: Stand up on the bench
Student: Will I be able to see then?
There was big accident in a railway station, around 20 people got killed in an accident and only one escaped and he was standing in a platform, so the police rushed to the spot and enquired what happened to the person.
He will say, it was because of the wrong announcement, they said the train will come on platform no 2, and everyone got frightened and jumped from platform no 2 to the railway track.
Police asked him then how come you were so clever and got escaped from this?
The guy said I came to commit suicide so I decided to stay on the platform but the train came on the railway track??????
Doctor was demonstrating how hazardous alcohol is to one's body
Doctor: Do you even know what alcohol does to your body. Let me demonstrate. He took an empty cup and in one he put a worm and poured alcohol in to it, worm died of alcolhol and told them did you see what happened?
One of the patient: Yes alcohol kills worms in the body.
Doctor: ??????
Blonde got a economy ticket to london and she went and seated in first class, didnt budge to move from there when the flight attentent told her its not her seat. So the flight attendent after persuading her a long time gave up and went to the pilot and told him. He said ok I will take care. He went straight to the blonde and told her something, she said thank you and went and sat on the economy class happily.Flight attendent was confused he asked the pilot what did you say, in no time you were able to make her leave and get seated in economy class.
Pilot said, I told her the first class wont go to london, only economy class will reach london on time. ;)
Have a great day!
